here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;
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Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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wellisnthatwizard:

this episode was so stressful

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hom3stuck-pon3:

i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long

Smashed a load of crockery while bussing tables in the cafe today, pretty sure the entire place went silent for 2 million minutes 

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it-grrl:

princess-slay-ya:

My most popular post has received a lot of arguments lately, so I figured I’d respond to the most common points people bring up.

Sources:

Carrie Fisher on her costumes 

what supermodels wear in hell

 on Padme’s wardrobe 

to get a general gist of Queen Jamillia’s and Oola’s screen time, here are the scripts for Attack of the Clones (Jamillia is in 359 word scene) and Return of the Jedi (Oola is in scenes that add up to 275 words)

Star Wars Bechedel Test results  here

We are old enough to know we deserve more.

art history meme | 2/6 themes or series or subjects: ophelia

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castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up